2. Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
4. Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
5. Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
6. Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?
7. Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
8. Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
9. Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
10. Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
11. Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
12. Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
13. Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
14. Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
15. Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
16. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
17. Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
18. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
19. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
20. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
21. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
22. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
23. Why no one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning?
24. What the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
25. Why nostalgia isn't what it used to be?
26. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a
hostage situation?
27. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
2 comments:
LOL @ this post, he he he...
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